From A-Z
26 Ways to Make Yourself Happy Again!
1. A - Apple.
An Apple a day keeps the doctor away, as the saying goes. And what better way to make your day a happy one when you know wont' be seeing the doctor any time soon.
2. B - Banana.
They are high in potassium so if you've got to get some oxygen to those blood cells grab one! They can help with low blood pressure which can cause fatigue, and even headaches. They also help you feel better when you have the runs. So stay calm, and try one. If you don't like bananas try mixing it in with a yummy smoothie to bland out the taste.
3. C - Chocolate Chip Cookie, or just Cookie.
You just had all that fruit, so why not eat it? It's good. You don't like cookies? Have a cracker with cheese instead. Both are C's after all. =)
4. D- Dog.
Dogs can be your best friend, or your worst enemy. They can save your life, or kill you. So, be nice to them.
5. E - Eggs.
Eggs are good for you. If you do't like eggs then don't worry about it. I don't usually like eggs. Eggs Benedict is my favorite though. The yellow sauce is made with egg, but it doesn't even taste like it. Which is probably why I like it so much. It's mostly butter and lemon. Yum!
6. F - Farts Feel
7. G - Good.
So, don't hold them in if you can help it. I know when you're in public it's hard, but if you can squeeze out a silent one. Trust me, you'll feel like you're doing something you're not suppose to, but the good part is you're not breaking the law. Plus is you're not a people person it will keep people fart, fart away.
8. H - Hell.
Try not to think about it. It's not worth it. Unless you're going to write about how some hero has to go/escape from there to save his one true love, or something. Also, say Hellz yea a lot, or a "Hello" to someone. Also, always remember Heaven starts with an "H" too. =)
9. I - Ice Cream.
Ice Cream is the best! Always have some. There are some many flavors for so many people. Plus there's always sherbet, and sorbet if you don't like Ice Cream. There is also dairy free, and coconut OMG! Ice Cream is just the best!
10. J - Jesus.
He's a pretty cool cumber. He hardly ever got mad, and when he did he had pretty good reason to. Plus he believed in Justice something that if you're human you should believe in.
11. K - K is for Kool.
I don't care what you say I think cool should be spelled Kool. We should all just rewrite the dictionary, and have cool put under K.
12. L - L is for Love.
Which if you know what it is, and mean you'll feel good already. If you are one of those people who believe Love is blind you're an idiot, and don't know what real Love is. If you believe in true Love you're on the right track. Because Love see's the truth. If you believe in both sayings you're completely hopeless, and should stop reading this.
13. M - Money.
There shouldn't be any period
14. N - Naked.
Be nakedly open with people.
15. O - O is for Orgasms and Oprah Winfrey.
Both great O's. If you haven't had an orgasm you haven't lived, and if you don't like Oprah you're just, just no just stop.
16. P - Priscilla.
That's Me!
I'll keep writing so that should make you happy.
17. Q - Queens.
There were some great ones, and some not so great ones, but a Queen is still a Queen. Plus there are Drag Queens too which is awesome.
18. R - Rude.
Don't be rude, and you'll always be right which should make you happy.
19. S - Sex.
If you're having the right kind of sex you'll be happy.
20. T - Tits.
Tits are good. I don't care who you are. I think they're should be a "Tits for Toddlers." A company that specializes in selling breast milk to toddlers who still need/drink it. I know it sounds perverted, but breast milk is still the breastest!
21. U - Underwear.
Don't wear it unless you need to. It feels so liberating when you don't!
22. V - Vagina's.
Be nice to them because they bring life into this world.
23. W - Wyoming.
I don't know why I just felt like it.
24. X - X-Rays.
X-Ray vision would be kool to have. Think about that.
25. Y - Y?
Who cares.
26. Z - Zylophone is how it should be spelled.
Loved playing them as a kid. Would be kool to play one now.
10. J - Jesus.
He's a pretty cool cumber. He hardly ever got mad, and when he did he had pretty good reason to. Plus he believed in Justice something that if you're human you should believe in.
11. K - K is for Kool.
I don't care what you say I think cool should be spelled Kool. We should all just rewrite the dictionary, and have cool put under K.
12. L - L is for Love.
Which if you know what it is, and mean you'll feel good already. If you are one of those people who believe Love is blind you're an idiot, and don't know what real Love is. If you believe in true Love you're on the right track. Because Love see's the truth. If you believe in both sayings you're completely hopeless, and should stop reading this.
13. M - Money.
There shouldn't be any period
14. N - Naked.
Be nakedly open with people.
15. O - O is for Orgasms and Oprah Winfrey.
Both great O's. If you haven't had an orgasm you haven't lived, and if you don't like Oprah you're just, just no just stop.
16. P - Priscilla.
That's Me!
I'll keep writing so that should make you happy.
17. Q - Queens.
There were some great ones, and some not so great ones, but a Queen is still a Queen. Plus there are Drag Queens too which is awesome.
18. R - Rude.
Don't be rude, and you'll always be right which should make you happy.
19. S - Sex.
If you're having the right kind of sex you'll be happy.
20. T - Tits.
Tits are good. I don't care who you are. I think they're should be a "Tits for Toddlers." A company that specializes in selling breast milk to toddlers who still need/drink it. I know it sounds perverted, but breast milk is still the breastest!
21. U - Underwear.
Don't wear it unless you need to. It feels so liberating when you don't!
22. V - Vagina's.
Be nice to them because they bring life into this world.
23. W - Wyoming.
I don't know why I just felt like it.
24. X - X-Rays.
X-Ray vision would be kool to have. Think about that.
25. Y - Y?
Who cares.
26. Z - Zylophone is how it should be spelled.
Loved playing them as a kid. Would be kool to play one now.
